Black Girl In The City.

the nerve!
April 7, 2008, 8:56 pm
Filed under: Bitch Rants, Dirty Talk, SEX


Homegirl: i hate him..  time to cut him off!

Homegirl: All I want to know is how a man with six inches of wee-wee feels compelled to tell me my shortcomings and why I could not be with him.



BLACK GIRL: who got six inches?


Homegirl: security man



BLACK GIRL: the nerve!!


Homegirl: yeah, its mad small for his particular size


BLACK GIRL: Must have a minimum of 10 inches to pop off at the gums, sorry!

BLACK GIRL: Yea he’s a big dude like..6’3 or 4 right?


Homegirl: hello, there in lies the problem with him critiquing me. Little di*** nigga you need to be easy.



BLACK GIRL: Somewhere along the way someone told him his penussssss game was hot shyt.  He’s feelin good about himself right now.  Don’t bust his bubble!!


Homegirl: I am so not paying his ass attention and he’s been talking for like 5 minutes straight

Homegirl: I just want to hang up the phone but I may need to get into the velvet room one day. LOL

Homegirl: I am about to chop his ass up, its coming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1


BLACK GIRL: NO!  Don’t do it!  We may need to get into the velvet room. LOL


Homegirl: he is still talking and my stomach is bubbling




Homegirl : i know

Homegirl: but its so f**** coming

Homegirl: he is still talking

Homegirl: and still talking

Homegirl: and still talking


BLACK GIRL: seriously though, I can always make phone calls if you wanna club.  That aint shyt.   The club scene is wack anyway.


Homegirl:  and still talking


BLACK GIRL: Let little penis man have it and tell him I personally said —à Shhhhh  Little pee pee boy…you speak only when you’re told. 

BLACK GIRL: How you gonna be security with a little night stick!?  man I’m not even supposed to be THINKING about penis right now.  😦  UGHHHH.


Homegirl: hahahaha



BLACK GIRL:  Well what’s his problem? Why is he goin off on u?


Homegirl:  He wants to date me but it won’t work becz I’m stubborn, judgemental, opinionated and I talk about people. 

Homegirl: I told him “Get OVER YOURSELF!!”  what a selfish bastard.  I don’t even like him like that he was just a whatever you wanna call it.


BLACK GIRL:  damn kimosabe 


Homegirl:   Who said I was auditioning to be with you?!  I don’t give a damn about a relationship, you’re somebody else’s man.  And I don’t even like big wee wee’s so you know if I say it’s small it’s smalllllll. 


BLACK GIRL:  lololol wait. He has a chick? 


Homegirl: yes and is steady on the phone bitchin about my character and how it just won’t work.  WTF?  He needs to get a life and stop living in some clouded up world of bullshit.  i was kidding about the velvet room btw


BLACK GIRL:  uh I know!  maybe he’s just mad and wants to cut you down to a size smaller than his whip stick so he can feel better about you not caring to be his second girl lol


Homegirl:  That can never happen coming from a man that has the lingering smell of vanilla extract on his skin every time I see him.  Need I say more?


BLACK GIRL:  OMG I’m laughing out loud.  Vanilla extract?  That’s not a good look pimpin’.


Homegirl:  haha yea  



Lesson of the day:  Check below your belt to make sure your tool and its stroke is on point before throwing rocks of criticism.  Otherwise you’re jumping into a pin of hungry wolves.  Glass houses shatter easily!



Why can’t we all just play nice? 


-black girl.









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Why can’t YOU all just play nice?

Comment by Black

war of the roses? I’m always down for a little Mr. & Mrs. Smith, but sir I’m afraid to tell you that you’d NEVER win! Stand down. lol

Comment by blackgirlinthecity

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